🐔 “The Chicken Who Became Mayor”
No one expected it when a snow-white chicken named Renée strutted onto the town square—wearing a golden hat and holding a perfectly forged ID that read “Dr. Renée Poulet, Municipal Officer.”
🐣 The Rise
- The citizens were tired of empty promises.
- When Renée squawked loudly three times during a town hall and scratched out a traffic-calming plan in the corn dust, the crowd was convinced: This chicken has vision.
🗳️ The Election
- Renée won 76.2% of the vote, defeating the favorite—a talking fire hydrant named Franz-Dieter.
- The election was considered fair, even though the ballot box was made partly from egg cartons.
🧃 First Decree
- Renée introduced the “Beak Tax”—a bonus for anyone who communicated using their beak instead of their tongue.
- Two ducks and one curious tourist received a discount on cherry juice.
🎉 The Grand Finale
When Renée accidentally transformed the city council into a crop circle (she mistook it for a dance floor), everyone agreed unanimously: “Remtalina has never been better run.”