đ âThe Chicken Who Became Mayorâ
No one expected it when a snow-white chicken named RenĂ©e strutted onto the town squareâwearing a golden hat and holding a perfectly forged ID that read âDr. RenĂ©e Poulet, Municipal Officer.â
đŁ The Rise
- The citizens were tired of empty promises.
- When Renée squawked loudly three times during a town hall and scratched out a traffic-calming plan in the corn dust, the crowd was convinced: This chicken has vision.
đłïž The Election
- RenĂ©e won 76.2% of the vote, defeating the favoriteâa talking fire hydrant named Franz-Dieter.
- The election was considered fair, even though the ballot box was made partly from egg cartons.
đ§ First Decree
- RenĂ©e introduced the âBeak Taxââa bonus for anyone who communicated using their beak instead of their tongue.
- Two ducks and one curious tourist received a discount on cherry juice.
đ The Grand Finale
When RenĂ©e accidentally transformed the city council into a crop circle (she mistook it for a dance floor), everyone agreed unanimously: âRemtalina has never been better run.â