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Remtalina Episode: The Chicken Who Became Mayor

🐔 “The Chicken Who Became Mayor”

No one expected it when a snow-white chicken named RenĂ©e strutted onto the town square—wearing a golden hat and holding a perfectly forged ID that read “Dr. RenĂ©e Poulet, Municipal Officer.”

🐣 The Rise

  • The citizens were tired of empty promises.
  • When RenĂ©e squawked loudly three times during a town hall and scratched out a traffic-calming plan in the corn dust, the crowd was convinced: This chicken has vision.

đŸ—łïž The Election

  • RenĂ©e won 76.2% of the vote, defeating the favorite—a talking fire hydrant named Franz-Dieter.
  • The election was considered fair, even though the ballot box was made partly from egg cartons.

🧃 First Decree

  • RenĂ©e introduced the “Beak Tax”—a bonus for anyone who communicated using their beak instead of their tongue.
  • Two ducks and one curious tourist received a discount on cherry juice.

🎉 The Grand Finale

When RenĂ©e accidentally transformed the city council into a crop circle (she mistook it for a dance floor), everyone agreed unanimously: “Remtalina has never been better run.”