Welcome to Remtalina Land – a blog unlike any other. A mixed bag of wanderers, watchers, coders, and creatures who see the world from curious angles and weirder heights. If it exists, we’ll write about it. If it doesn’t, we’ll probably still write about it.
The Secret of Remtalina
In the forgotten pages of ancient libraries lies a name rarely spoken of – Remtalina. A land hidden behind thick mists, shielded from the world by endless forests and impassable mountain ranges. Some claim it is a myth, a legend from a bygone age. But those who interpret the ancient maps speak of secret paths and hidden doors that lead there.
It is said that whoever enters Remtalina will never see the world as it was before. The stars in the sky shine in different colors, and the wind whispers names once forgotten. But the most remarkable thing is the Mirror Sea – an endless ocean whose surface is perfectly calm, revealing the reflection of what lies deep within every traveler.
Few have dared to cross the border of Remtalina, and even fewer have returned. One of those returnees was Cassian Valaire, an explorer from a distant land. In a shaky voice, he spoke of a city of shining crystal, where bodyless shadows wandered the streets. He spoke of doors that only open if you know the right name, and of voices that whisper ancient secrets.
But the strangest thing was Cassian’s final warning: “Remtalina is not a place you find on a map. It’s a place that finds you—if you’re ready.”
No one has heard from him since. Some say he’s gone back. Others claim he simply ceased to exist.
But deep in the dark hours of the night, when the wind whispers through the trees, there are those who swear they still hear Cassian’s voice—quiet and haunting, as if it had never truly disappeared.
Here’s who’s behind the curtain:
🐾 Archie🐾
Reporting from 20 cm off the ground
with the eyes of a well-fed philosopher.
Archie chronicles life from a dog’s point of view —
and doesn’t mind sharing his food bowl with the neighbourhood cats.
🌘 Hira🌘
Hira walks in moonlight and mirrors — half oracle, half silhouette.
She doesn’t say much, but her presence shifts the air.
Some think she’s dreaming.
Others think she’s watching them dream.
💻 Samy de Palma💻
If collecting idle, internet-connected machines was an Olympic sport, Samy would have gold.
A digital hoarder with a poetic streak,
he finds beauty in blinking LEDs
and the hum of forgotten hardware.
✈️ Nina Ninanovicy✈️
Nina writes stories from jungle rooftops,
frozen train stations,
anywhere where is a Wi-Fi
A special boost gives strong coffee
🔧 Vanja🔧
Tutorials, code, chaos.
Vanja writes the rules — then breaks them for you.
Expect guides, hacks, and just enough rebellion
to keep things interesting.
🎶 Yo🎶
Every corner has a beat,
every moment a punchline.
Yo’s world is rhythm, style,
and sharp timing — bringing the groove to the grid.
Romelina is for the curious. For the night owls, the window-watchers, the code-breakers, the accidental philosophers.
We don’t follow trends — we follow what ifs.
Welcome to our world. You’re already part of it. ✨
Contact:
Feel free, to get in contact with us, if you have new ideas for the Remtalina Land Blog or would like to tell us some secrets or anything else we must know! Here we are:
remtalina (at) remtalina (dot) com
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